ULA Redux

Dirty Dancin’ Dear School Parent, By now you must know that our school board has canceled the Senior Prom.  I am writing to tell you that your Parent Teacher Association supports the board’s action.  For too long we have tolerated the gross and perverted gyrations that our students pass off as dancing.  For too long [...]

All the world is birthday cake/so take a piece, but not too much. -George Harrison Here’s what usually happens. I stroll into L’Amour’s Erotic Cakes around 9am, and the second Walt hears the door open he snaps his head up from the cash register and tells me that I’m late. And most of the time, [...]

Gotten some great, FUN submissions already.  Starting things off with Baltimore writer Dave K. on November 2nd, then a piece  by David Blaine (the writer, not the magician) on the 9th. Anyway, like I was saying.  What we’re looking for here at Literary Adventures: Fun/funny short stories and poetry, gonzo essays, literary criticism with a [...]

Yup.  After nearly four years, we’re bringing her back! In its last incarnation, the Underground Literary Adventures webzine was the official showcase for the fiction and poetry of the Underground Literary Alliance.  I closed the thing when I left the group in 2007. I always wanted to bring it back.  So now I am. What [...]

Goddamn, it was a fun ride……. Due to internal disagreements between the editor of this blog (Pat King) and the leaders of the Underground Literary Alliance, this blog will be closing. The editor cannot continue to support the ULA. As you can see, the name of the organization is in the blog url. For readers [...]

Poetry By Frank Walsh THE GAS MAN I’m the gas manwhen the poor catch me in the hood midstwinter dial at fullforce and the babyfood gone cold init’s baby bowl theyhave a cow or else they forgetabout the security fencecome to their sensesand kiss my ass. I’m the gas man I control the vertical, Icontrol [...]